You'll laugh. You'll cry. I'll become a part of you.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Because it's Mother's Day...
Two Crucial Life Lessons from Mom:
1 - NEVER wake a sleeping baby.
2 - ALWAYS pee right after sex.
Without Mom, all I'd be is a shitty babysitter with a Urinary Tract Infection. Instead, I'm a nurturing caregiver with a clean bill of urethral health.
Happy Mother's Day to the woman who didn't give up on me after 20 hours of labor, not to mention the subsequent 26 years (some of which HAD to be more painful than childbirth). You're my rock and if you ever die, I'll freaking kill you.