Monday, June 22, 2009

Age Inappropriate Atrocity: Forever 21, You Ain't

Cougars:

I'm not forcing you to shop at Chico's or Talbot's. I'm just saying that you're in my fucking way and the "WHAT BOYFRIEND?" crop top you're sporting is embarrassing your 12 year-old daughter.

Sincerely,

Samantha J. Sachs
[Disgruntled and underfunded shopper]

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