My debit card ("Swipey Sachs") was last seen Saturday evening in the YooHoo Room at Flappers Comedy Club.  She's about 3 years old, blue and silver, with the image of my 18 year old self located on her upper left-hand corner.  She's set to expire in March 2011 and we were really counting on making the most of these last few (financially strained) months together.

And I want a sandwich.