Saturday, July 03, 2010
He wasn't there to browse. He wasn't there to shop. He was there to walk around with cacophonous fucking wind chimes (and I'm pretty sure he brought his own). Dude circled the second floor before heading down to cover the first level. He was genuinely dedicated to pissing off everyone in the store.
Will you look at the smile on this guy? I've never been that happy to be at Target.
Posted by Sam at 11:49 PM
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Posted by Sam at 8:08 PM
Fun times at the Sherman Oaks Westfield Mall today. Driving through the parking lot I stopped to let a young guy with an elderly man in an electric wheelchair cross. It wasn't a crosswalk, but who could possibly have a problem with stopping for an old man in a wheelchair? Apparently the guys in the BMW who pulled up behind me. The driver blasted his horn before hitting the gas and screeching around me, the guy and the man in the wheelchair not even out of the street. I screamed out my window, "There's a guy in a wheelchair, you prick!" He saw them crossing, flicked me off and yelled, "Fucking bitch!" before speeding off.
Then I parked next to a douchebag (see photo above).
Posted by Sam at 8:02 PM